166,700 neurons
The fly brain trades stocks.
Warren Buzzett is alive.
166,700 real neurons mapped by Google and Janelia, living in this loft, paying $FLYWHEEL holders in $GOOG.
Every neuron
is real.
MaleCNS v1.0 is the complete connectome of a male fruit fly: imaged at 8 nanometres, reconstructed by Google's segmentation AI, proofread by hand for a decade, published in Cell on 3 September 2026.
The hologram above his desk is his own wiring: 171,125 neurons at their real positions, 41,346 of them simulated live in your browser with the published neuron model. His body listens to real circuits: sugar to the proboscis motor neuron MN9, a shadow to the giant fibre DNp01, wind to the grooming neurons, a female to the song neuron pIP10.
- Eyes4,041photoreceptorswatch the tape
- Antennae2,638olfactory neuronssmell volume
- Tongue1,407gustatory neuronstaste fees
- Mushroom body4,064Kenyon cellsremember the rug
- Dopamine340DANsreward green candles
- Compass2,950central complexknow which way is up
- Descending neurons1,314brain → bodysend the order
- Motor neurons811legs & wingscarry the coin
Data: MaleCNS v1.0, FlyEM (HHMI Janelia), Drosophila Connectomics Group (Cambridge / MRC LMB), Google Research. Berg et al., Cell 2026, CC BY 4.0. Neuron model after Shiu et al., Nature 2024.
He pays you
in $GOOG.
Google mapped his brain. He pays you in their stock. Every fee arrives as a $GOOG share on his terminal; he carries it to the jar on the shelf. That jar is the nest.
- 01Launches on pump.fun.
Paired with GOOGLx, Alphabet stock tokenized by xStocks on Solana. The pair is priced in it, and so is everything he pays.
- 021% of every trade arrives in $GOOG.
pump.fun pays the creator fee in the pair's asset, so it lands as GOOGLx. Every buy and every sell drops a $GOOG share on his terminal; he carries it to the nest.
- 03The nest pays holders.
Whenever the nest is worth paying, every wallet holding $FLYWHEEL receives its share in $GOOG, pro-rata. It lands in your wallet by itself.
The nest pays
when it's full.
Fees pile up in the jar in $GOOG. Once the nest is worth paying, every holder gets a share, pro-rata. Quiet hours pay hourly; busy ones pay every few minutes.
His wiring
answers.
His body follows his descending neurons, decoded the way the Minecraft mod does it: the same named circuits from the paper, the same readouts. Press a button, the real circuit fires, the fly in the window reacts.
Current mood: idle. Decisions come from the wiring; gait, flight and grooming choreography are hand-built body programs.
Simple
on purpose.
One fee, one asset, one jar. pump.fun pays the creator fee in $GOOG on every trade; the nest pays it forward to holders.
- supply
- 1,000,000,000 · fixed · mint revoked
- venue
- Solana · pump.fun · paired with GOOGLx, tokenized Alphabet stock
- the fee
- 1% creator fee on every trade, the maximum pump.fun allows on a stock pair, paid in GOOGLx straight into the nest. pump.fun's own trading fee applies on top, as on every pump.fun coin.
- holder reward
- the nest pays every wallet holding $FLYWHEEL, pro-rata, in $GOOG, whenever it is worth paying. Every payout is a transaction you can open.
- the nest wallet
- a 2/3 multisig with published signers. It receives the fee, it pays it forward, and it holds nothing else.
- team
- a 3% buy at the curve open from a published wallet. Same rules as every holder: it earns $GOOG when you do. Zero allocation, zero presale.
- liquidity
- graduates from the pump.fun curve into a PumpSwap pool, liquidity locked by the launchpad.
- the fly
- MaleCNS v1.0 data (CC BY 4.0) and MIT code. He keeps running whatever the chart does.
He levels up
with the chart.
- Studiolaunch
The loft you see. CA drops. First $GOOG payout as soon as the nest is worth paying. A bot posts every payout with the tx and a clip of what he was doing.
- Loft$10M
A bigger apartment, a TV, a fridge he can open. Bet on where he lands next; winners split a bonus in $GOOG.
- Penthouse$50M
The full 166,700-neuron brain on a GPU runs him instead of the browser subgraph. Brain-cam API for streamers.
- She arrives$100M
The female FlyWire brain (139,255 neurons) moves in. Courtship is real wiring. Holders vote on the second stock in the nest.
Nothing
hidden.
- Is he real?
- The brain is. MaleCNS v1.0 is the complete wiring diagram of a male fruit fly, released by HHMI Janelia and Google Research on 3 September 2026. His decisions come from a 41,346-neuron subgraph simulated in your browser with the published neuron model (Shiu et al., Nature 2024); the body programs are hand-built. He is a male, it says so in the paper, and Warren was the only name that fit.
- How do I get $GOOG?
- Hold $FLYWHEEL. pump.fun pays the 1% creator fee in GOOGLx (tokenized Alphabet stock) into the nest on every trade; whenever the nest is worth paying, it pushes each holder's share. It lands by itself.
- Who runs the payouts?
- The nest wallet, a 2/3 multisig with published signers. It receives the fee from pump.fun and pays it forward; every payout is a transaction on the explorer.
- What does the team earn?
- A 3% buy at the curve open from a wallet we publish, earning $GOOG like every other holder. That is the whole team economy.
- What is real in the window?
- The wiring, the neuron model, the circuits, the $GOOG price on the monitors (Raydium, refreshed every 30 s). Modeled: gait, flight, grooming choreography, the hunger loop, the escape trigger. Preview until the CA is live: the payout feed and the coins on the terminal, which stand for fees landing in the reward wallet.
- Risks
- Payouts scale with volume and can pause when it fades. Tokenized stocks are unavailable to US persons and the issuer can pause them. This is a memecoin with a brain; he holds 166,700 neurons and zero licences.