WARREN BUZZETT
IS ALIVE.
A real fruit fly brain, every neuron mapped by Google and Janelia, living in a loft. He watches the GOOGLx tape, eats, grooms, panics when you get close, and every 5 minutes he carries Google stock to the nest.A real fruit fly brain, mapped by Google, living in a loft. Every 5 minutes he carries Google stock to the nest. Hold $FLYWHEEL, 70% lands in your wallet. No staking. No claiming.
MEET
WARREN
BUZZETT
Not an AI trained to act like a fly. The actual wiring of a real male fruit fly, imaged at 8 nanometres, reconstructed by Google's segmentation models, proofread by humans for a decade, published in Cell on September 3rd, 2026. The hologram above his desk is his own brain: every dot a real neuron at its real position, every line a real synapse, every flash the live spiking simulation that drives his body.
- Eyes4,041photoreceptorswatch the tape
- Antennae2,638olfactory neuronssmell volume
- Tongue1,407gustatory neuronstaste fees
- Mushroom body4,064Kenyon cellsremember the rug
- Dopamine340DANsreward green candles
- Compass2,950central complexknow which way is up
- Descending neurons1,314brain → bodysend the order
- Motor neurons811legs & wingsspin the wheel
Data: MaleCNS v1.0 — FlyEM (HHMI Janelia), Drosophila Connectomics Group (Cambridge / MRC LMB), Google Research. Berg et al., Cell 2026. CC BY 4.0. Neuron model after Shiu et al., Nature 2024. 171,125 neurons drawn, 35,093 simulated in a Web Worker. No flies were harmed, only employed.
HE PAYS YOU
IN GOOGLE.
Google mapped his brain. He buys their stock for you. The jar on the shelf is the nest. Watch it fill.
- 01Every trade pays in Google.
$FLYWHEEL launches quoted in GOOGLx, tokenized Alphabet stock. The launchpad's creator fee lands in the nest as GOOGLx, not SOL. No extra tax on top: a buy or a sell costs the normal launchpad fee and nothing else.
- 02Every 5 minutes, the drop.
70% of what came in is pushed to every wallet holding ≥ $20, pro-rata, weighted by how long you've held: a 7-day holder gets 3× the weight of a wallet that bought a minute ago. Nothing to claim. It just appears.
- 0320% never leaves the nest.
It builds a GOOGLx vault you can watch on-chain. Burn $FLYWHEEL and you redeem your share of the nest. That is a hard floor under the price, and every single trade raises it.
- 0410% keeps him alive.
The GPU running the full 166,700-neuron brain, RPC, airdrop fees, the people feeding him. Fixed, public, split on-chain from the first trade.
- Yield in Google pulls buyers. Every buyer is paid in a stock they already wanted, not in more of the memecoin.
- Loyalty weighting punishes flipping. Selling resets your multiplier to 1×. The longer the average wallet holds, the less sell pressure there is.
- The nest is a floor that only rises. Dumping below nest value is irrational when you can burn and redeem instead. Volume up, floor up, dips get bought.
EVERY
5 MINUTES.
A GOOGLx share appears on the terminal. He flies over, picks it up, carries it to the nest. When it lands, holders get paid. 288 times a day. He does not sleep.
Assumes the 0.95% creator tier, 70% to holders, an average loyalty multiplier of 1.8× across wallets. Payouts scale with volume; this is a model, not a promise.
Live version shows tx signatures per drop and your wallet's exact amounts. $FLYWHEEL holders ≥ $20 only.
HOW IS
WARREN FEELING?
His body is driven by his descending neurons, decoded the way the Minecraft mod does it: the same named circuits from the paper, the same readouts. Poke him. His real wiring answers, and the body in the loft follows.
Readouts are smoothed spike traces per population. Decisions come from the wiring; the gait, the flight and the grooming choreography are hand-built body programs, and we say so.
CLAIM
YOUR NEURON
Every holder wallet maps to one real neuron in Warren's brain — its neuPrint body id, its type, its neurotransmitter. It lights up on the brain when it fires. When he flies to the nest and your neuron fired, that was you.
FAIR FOR
THE TRADER.
ZCAT paid $4.8M in Zcash and Buy-the-Cat 5.6 BTC with a 3% tax on every transfer. We keep what worked — real assets, pushed, no claiming — and fix what didn't: no tax, a loyalty weight, and a floor.
- supply
- 1,000,000,000 · fixed · mint revoked
- launch
- Solana · quoted in GOOGLx (tokenized Alphabet) · pump.fun custom pair, with StonkFun as the fallback venue
- team allocation
- 0 · we buy on the curve like you
- creator fee
- 0.3% on the curve → up to 0.95% of volume after graduation, paid in GOOGLx by the launchpad
- split
- 70% drops to holders · 20% the nest (permanent GOOGLx vault) · 10% ops & team — enforced on-chain with the launchpad's fee-split to three wallets
- drops
- every 5 minutes, pro-rata × loyalty multiplier (1× → 3× over 7 days) to wallets holding ≥ $20; dust accrues until ≥ $0.50
- the floor
- burn $FLYWHEEL → redeem your pro-rata share of the nest in GOOGLx. Nest value ÷ supply = the floor. It only goes up.
- transfer tax
- none. ZCAT-style 6% round-trips kill volume once momentum fades; we take the launchpad fee only.
- fly paper
- LP burned at graduation · fee wallets are a 2/3 multisig with public signers · every drop is a tx you can open
HE LEVELS UP
WITH THE CHART.
Flies molt. So does the apartment. Every market-cap milestone rebuilds the room, live, for everyone.
- STUDIOlaunch · $1M
The loft you see. CA drops. First GOOGLx drop five minutes after bonding. Bot posts every payout with the tx and a clip of what he was doing.
- LOFT$10M
Bigger apartment, a TV, a fridge he can open. Claim-your-neuron on-chain. Prediction game: bet on where he lands next, winners split a bonus drop.
- PENTHOUSE$50M
The full 166,700-neuron brain on a GPU runs him instead of the browser subgraph. Brain-cam API for streamers. Nest vault redemption goes live.
- SHE ARRIVES$100M+
The female FlyWire brain (139,255 neurons) moves in. Courtship is real wiring. Couples' drops. Holders vote on the second stock in the nest.
NOTHING HIDDEN.
The data is CC-BY. The simulation is MIT. The split and the vault are on-chain. If you don't trust the fly, run him yourself.
- Is he real?
- The brain is. MaleCNS v1.0 is the complete wiring diagram of a male fruit fly, released by HHMI Janelia and Google Research on Sept 3, 2026. His decisions come from a 35,093-neuron subgraph simulated in your browser with the published neuron model (Shiu et al., Nature 2024); the body programs (walking, flying, grooming) are hand-built. He is a male, it says so in the paper. Warren was the only name that fit.
- How do I get GOOGLx?
- Hold ≥ $20 of $FLYWHEEL. Every 5 minutes the distributor pushes GOOGLx to holders, weighted by holding time. Nothing to stake, nothing to claim. If your share is below $0.50 it accrues and lands when it crosses.
- What is the nest?
- 20% of every fee, kept as GOOGLx in a public vault. Burn tokens and you redeem your pro-rata share. That makes a floor: nest value divided by supply. Since fees only add to the nest, the floor only rises.
- Why no tax?
- Because a 6% round-trip kills volume the moment momentum fades, and volume is what pays you. The launchpad fee is enough. Loyalty weighting does the job a tax was supposed to do: it rewards holding.
- Who is behind this?
- Nobody with a face. The fee split is on-chain, the distributor's every payout is a transaction, the vault is a public address, the simulation is open source.
- Risks?
- Payouts scale with volume. Tokenized stocks are not available to US persons and Backed can pause them. This is a memecoin with a brain, not financial advice; he has 166,700 neurons and zero licences.